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Beaglopolis

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The Fuzzytopian borough of Beaglopolis is known for its use of everything to its limit. There are no lawns in Beaglopolis -- instead residents utilize edible ground cover.

 

Housing in Beaglopolis is deceptive. It seems to be all very small houses until one realizes the rolling hills that Beagloplis is known for are actually man-made and contain the majority of the living spaces.

 

A unique part of Beaglopian architecture is that the bathing area can take up to one third of the space of a house. This also leads to Beaglopolis being one of the most relaxed places on earth due to everyone always walking around all noodly.

 

Trying to dig for a garden in Beagloplis is problematic due to the Great Puppet Massacre of aught four. With each shovelfull there will be a number of tiny shoes that choke the soil. After the heavy rains that Beaglopolis is known, thousands of tiny shoes can be seen flowing down the cobblestone streets and clogging up the the rainwater catchment system. This has led to the regional folk expression "da bis shuuen in die gutter" to indicate a downpour.

 

The combination of subterranean living, plus daily soaks in a hot bath, has left many Beagloputians with a pallid and shriveled complexion. During a period of somewhat enthusiastic racism in Fuzzytopia in the late 1800s, much was made of the appearance of the Beagloputians, with the strong imputation in the yellow press of the day that their white skin and wrinkles was due to 'mixed blood'. There were, in fact, several attacks on citizens of Beaglopolis that had wandered out of their own district. Unfortunately for the attackers, the torpid appearance of the beagle companions of most Beagloputions was found to be highly deceptive. At the mere possibility that a beagle might lose its source of horsefleisch and dry kibble (which makes its own gravy), these low slung canids would erupt into balls of ravening fury. Many of the most brutish racists were later found dead, all flesh having been stripped from their ankles, sometimes as high as their knees. To this day, residents of Beaglopolis are largely permitted to wander unhindered, with many Fuzzytopians making discreet warding gestures at the sight of the wobbly bellies of their beagles.

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