Fuzzy Dave

FuzzyDave by Pauk

Vitals

• Born November 15, 1962, Pisa, Italy
• Star Sign: Scorpio

Interesting Facts

• Has pissed into the eyes of two Hurricanes (Charlie & Francis, 2004)
• Ran with the bulls in Pamplona
• Once owned a hamster named Finster who was a king-hell Bastard
• Likes to mix corn into his mashtaters
• He has the Brain of a Woman
• His Seduction Style is The Libertine
• His Lover Style is The Romantic
• He is attracted to These Types o' wimmenzes
• 48% of FuzzyDave looks like Sophie Marceau
• His Personality Type is Freaky.