PAgent

Vitals

• Born one month early in March, 1965 in Colorado Springs, Colorado
• Caucasian (actually, absurdly white)
• 5 feet, 8 inches tall
• Somewhere between "overweight" and "morbidly obese"
• Has a wife and two kids, a Girl and a Boy

Interesting Facts

• Has a PhD...in Science
• Seduced another man's wife in graduate school
• Then married her
• Has fondled actual lunar soil samples
• Loves dogs and babies
• Rides a recumbent bicycle

Physical Frailties

• Nearsighted with astigmatism, currently wearing progressive lenses
• Bad feet, currently wearing orthotics
• Severe temporomandibular joint syndrome, currently wearing a splint 24/7
• Essential Hypertension since the age of 17, controlled with medication
• Mild asthma, controlled with medication
• Has a pituitary microadenoma (benign tumor), controlled with medication
• Ridiculously high lipid levels, controlled with medication
• "Impaired Glucose Tolerance" - the prelude to Type II Diabetes
• Advanced Osteoarthritis in both knees

Where to Find Me

• Portland, Oregon

Where To Find Me Online

• PAgent's Progress
• Flickr
• Twitter
• Helium
• Last.fm
• Shelfari